"What's your point?" - Jim Fitzgerald's response to being called a jerk by Al Brose.

"Why is it always meeeee??!!" - Thomas the Tank, after being 'fouled', and in the process suffering what always sounds like a career-ending injury (average recovery time: two minutes)

"I know a shortcut" - Peter Voetmann, on the top of Grouse, before leading a group of idiots on a three hour 'shortcut' back down the mountain, thereby avoiding the 15 minute wait for the gondola.

"Play on!" - Referee Jimmy Somerville

"I'm working on a coupla guys" - Mike Mogul, about six weeks before any tournament

"It's a bullsh*t" - Kenny Kan

"It's my ball and I'm going home!" - Field Marshall Herr Voetmann having a hissy fit at a Super Sunday kickabout.

"Will you be eating all that yourself?" - Jim Fitzgerald

"Are those real?" - from The Man Who Knows Nothing (Gordie Graham), proving he does know something: How to totally tick off a waitress in three words or less.